Macworld 1991

Jeb_in_Boston.pngI went to the MacWorld Expo for 3 days in Boston. It was like going to the greatest mall on earth (for me.) Bar Lightsey and Bobby “One Floor” Bell went with myself and John Watson from R&D.

We got to see Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn filming a movie at midnight on the way back to the car from Faniel Hall. The movie will be called House Sitter. As everyone stood around waiting for the next shot, Steve pulled out his portable bike and went for a couple turns around the block. As he drove by, we stood watching. John waved. Steve waved back and said, and I quote, “Bored yet?”

We all laughed. Hope the rest of the movie is that funny.

On our last night in Boston, we walked forever following the red line of freedom. Ended up at the Bull & Finch, the inspiration for Cheers. John and Bobby were very excited and called home to tell their wives where they were. Bar called voice mail.

The kids enjoyed all the buttons and paraphernalia that I brought home. Kathy took them on all kinds of adventures since I was out of town. They went to the lake and to the botanical gardens. I don’t know why they don’t do things like that when I’m here.

Eastern Train

Just finished my first two-and-a-half days with the Eastern Division of Harland. We met at Harland on Monday. Had dinner at the Evergreen Hotel at Stone Mountain Monday evening. Arlene Bates, Phil Brown, and other guests came. Tom Hidell recognized several people for various achievements, having them stand up. He formally introduced me as the new guy, and had me stand up.

Tuesday night we had dinner at Tom’s house. He lives in a big house with a big stream behind it. After dinner, we all crammed into the pool room to sing to Tom’s collection of video disc background music. I sang “Why Must I Be a Teenager in Love” and got nabbed by Tom as I was trying to make my way out for “Born to Be Wild” with Lee___ and Tom’s daughter.

The meeting was very positive. As Tom closed the meeting, I could see where Phil is probably right about him being the next president. The group made final comments talking up how amazed they were that the operations and sales sides seem to have a single purpose. I’m sure that’s Tom’s doings.

My comment was that the group not only seems to have a single direction, like a train, but that it is a powerful train moving fast in a positive direction. And that, as the new guy, I felt like I had come up to the track and found that the best way to get on board and get up to speed has been to grab on. And though I may be just barely hanging on with one hand on the back of the caboose, that I’m glad to be on the ride, and that I look forward to making a contribution.

That was well received, and no one objected that trains are headed in directions that are predetermined by their tracks. Maybe I should have said something about Tom laying the track. Hope he knows where we’re going. Hope he has enough track to get there.

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Back at the ranch, I left an E-Mail message to Phil about how well his R&D presentation had gone. He moved up a couple of notches in my book when I saw all the work he was doing. (Seems like we only see each other goofing off.) I asked him about the drop-out he had worked up at the web so that the safety paper left a white box where the amount field is on checks. This is something we can do since we have our own web plants that the competition can’t. And it’s important because of the future demands of image processing.

In the E-Mail message I told him that this part of his presentation confused me because it seems like the amount area is one of the key parts of the check to protect with a safety coating.

Later I ran into him walking out of quality control. He had run right up there after getting my message. No one had thought about the need to have white safety paper coated with blue safety paper to insure that the white box would be protected.

Both Phil and Dennis commended me for thinking about it. I think they were relieved, but nervous that some guy three days into the business had to think of it. Maybe I moved up a notch, too. That’s been something hard to do in the unprofitable IPS division.

It’s ironic, however, that the reason I thought of this was I immediately recalled a lesson on safety paper in our Robbers, Thieves, and Con Artists training series. The section showed a criminal trying to change the amount field on safety paper. If the program didn’t make any money, at least it saved the company some money (or embarrassment.)

Gave Phil and Dennis the willies. I think work is going to be fun again.

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Flowers Poppin’

At work, the rumors about IPS were set aside. Chuck Dawson, one of the vice presidents, dropped a bomb that he has accepted the position of President and CEO of Rocky Mountain Check Printers. Buzz buzz buzz.

Had someone go through the house today. Met Kathy, Nicole, and Danny over at Mom’s after work. Kathy brought a change of clothes, and we went to the park. There were no suitcases and no cash when we got home.

Danny notices spring: “The flowers are poppin’ out.”

Dragon In A Cup

Caught an Anole outside Phil Brown’s office after work. After searching all of R&D with the lizard caught in my hands, Phil ran upstairs and got a coffee cup with a lid.

Nicole, Lauren, and Danny were playing on the corner when I drove home. I rolled down the window and handed them the cup. Nicole peeked in one of the tiny holes in the lid, keeping her face at a safe distance. “Is it a bug?”

Lauren took the cup, and put her eye right up to the lid. “It’s a small snake!”

Danny took the cup, held one eye closed with his finger and thumb, and put his other eye as close to the lid as possible. “It’s a dragon snake!” he declared.

The green lizard is now sleeping it off in our ficus tree downstairs.

Today is Gammie’s birthday. We called her and had a long chat. I happened to have a MacRecorder hooked up, so I grabbed some excerpts.

Cute Girl

Really?

My Gosh!

Nice Night

FedEx to Disney

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Mr. Fredrick W. Smith

President

Federal Express Corporation

P.O. Box 727

Memphis, TN 38194

Dear Mr. Smith,

I have three problems that I thought you could solve.

The first is that I send and receive a great deal of paper work in your Overnight Letter package. We at Harland have been recycling for almost a year, but your packages have plastic on them making the used package ineligible for the recycling bins.

The second problem is that I never have enough manilla envelopes to keep all my papers organized.

So enclosed is an idea that I thought you might like. If you do like this idea, I’ll sell it to you for a small fee.

Which comes to my third problem. Kathy and I and our two kids have never been to Disney World together. I’ll trade you my idea for four round trip tickets to Disney Word (including lodging.) Maybe we could fly on one of your planes.

Please let me know what you think.

Sincerely,

Jeb Cashin

Product Manager

Blue Ribbon at Work

blue-ribbon-genius.pngThe 10 managers of the eastern division gave me a blue ribbon today. Apparently these things are very nice to get. Only after I got mine, did I notice 3 others hanging in various departments.

That’s the old Hitchcock Axiom at work. When I was a kid and found out who Alfred Hitchcock was, I was amazed at how he began popping up in movies, jokes, and books. How could he have never existed before?

The ribbon was in appreciation for my help with the Macs.

I smell a big project coming on.

The ribbon is hanging on the refrigerator. Nicole and Danny are quite proud of me.

Goat Herder Bet

You’re in a game show.

The Host tells you that behind one of the three door before you is a new car. Behind the other two is each a goat.

He tells you to pick a door. You pick one.

The host (who knows what is behind the doors) goes to one of the doors you did not pick and reveals a goat.

He then gives you the chance to stick with your pick, or to switch to the other unopened door.

What should you do?

Though this may seem like a 50/50 decision, it is not. There is a 2/3 chance that the other door has a car behind it. So, you should switch.

Why? Because I won the bet. Phil Brown and Don Voshall, Director of R&D and Executive Vice President, said that I was a goat herder if I believed it wasn’t a 50/50 choice. And they kept saying I was crazy until they set up the game show in the lab, started playing 100 times, quit at turn 21 to realize that I was right.

Phil has paid me his $10, but Don wants to go double or nothing. Something about suspending 12 nails from a wine bottle with a nail and cork in it.

There’s a 2/3 chance that I will win the double or nothing puzzle. If the answer is on the next card [HyperCard… now below], then there’s a 100% chance!

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Is either one of these a legal solution to Don’s puzzle? Depends on the word “suspend” and whether the bottle can be disturbed.

[See: Answer]

Macintosh Preferred

Sent out two resumés today.

Sales Technologies: A D&B Company for Product Marketing Specialist. The description captured my work experience more concisely than my own resumé.

Brown and Caldwell Consultants for Marketing Specialist. “(Macintosh Preferred.)” Probably over qualified, but one doesn’t lightly pass up a Macintosh Preferred request.

Need to buy the kids a yard and buy back Kathy’s sundays.

Federal tax forms came in. Quick computation is bad news: $670. That’s over the $500/10% no penalty amount. I’m sure we didn’t make $170 somewhere, but that’s to be figured out April 14th.