What a rough day!

Hello everybody. You know I'm not happy. Oh, my name is Sandra Melon. (Sigh) I'm verrry upset! Well I should tell you about my ROUGH day.
I have a teaching job. It's at Lemon Middle school. It's voted, "School with the most worn out teachers by rough students" school. I had the WORST class. Well, as I came in the room that morning. It was obvious all the students were screaming, yelling, and bouncing of the walls. Literally! As I sat down in my Wood chair. I remembered I forgot something! So as I got up my chair was stuck to me! Oh, great not the old honey trick! I thought. " Mary Apple! Please come up here this instant!" I yelled. As a reaply from her I got in airplane stuck in my hair with thick crafts glue stuck to it. Oh, my stars! Is what your thinking. Yeah thats what I said! At 11:12 I entered the room. And......SPLAT! There was a gym shoe covered with slim. Fell from the ceiling! Before I left the room i called a teacher to watch the students. A few hours I came back. Ms. French Fry came out covered in spit balls! The day continued awful! When I went home I got in the tub and I scrunched up with fright thinking about how awful those students are! When I was done with my warm bath. I combed my hair. Well, I tried with all that glue and slim in my hair. Then I went to go to sleep in my soft bed. And I thought....I need a hug!