Bratz dolls vs. Barbies?
Who won? Excellent question, the answer lies within the evidence below.
The treaty says:
Treaty of Barbie
Let it be known from this day forward Barbies win! Bratz shall forever be our slaves and we will be the models, not them.
Ken
Tour Guide Barbie
Chloe Bratz
It was a gruesome war. One Brat got trampled by 3 Barbies on a horse. Another got smooshed by a rock impersonating a bumblebee. Another had her arm ripped off and was hung upside-down. Ken tore off this one girls pants and started waving them around, so she was tied to a wall wearing the treaty. Then there was a girls who had her hair tied to a giant twist-a-braid, and was twisted around endlessly. The girl barbies were all dressed in pink and purple, looking fabulous... and the Bratz turned out to be somewhat naked. The only fully-naked one was covered by the treaty though. Oh yeah, and almost all the bratz lost their feet. That concludes the Bratz vs. Barbie War.
No humans were harmed in the making of this war. Ok... maybe one.
---Kelly & Claire
what human was harmed?
of course barbies won the war, barbies are way cooler.