My mom and I were watching Claire's soccer game and it was raining. We were waiting for Dad to pick me up and take me to Grammalie and Grandad's house. Aunt Patsy was visiting and we were all going to have pizza (Uncle Ted came too). I was looking to see if dad was there and I smooshed my face on the pole.
Mom said "WERE YOU LICKING THE UMBRELLA'"
I replied "o, why would I do that?"
Then she said "You do all sorts of weird things like that"
Later on I stuck my tongue out against my cheek and acted like I was trying to lick it without sticking my tongue out. "MMMM..." I said. " I can almost taste it!"
Mom started cracking up and that became the joke the day. Although I am not sure why it was so funny...
Your face must have made a quick recovery because it didn't look smooshed at G&G's house. (BTW: This story makes a lot more sense with "licking" instead of "locking")
Well, it did not look smooshed! It did not even hurt!
I'm glad you didn't drink rain water off the umbrella. I thought that's what you were going to say. I know our umbrellas are not the cleanest things around.