Stolen Jeep Evidence

This is a photo of the collection of evidence I gathered from the stolen yellow Jeep. We were happy to get the jeep back, and I guess the crime did not warrant a full investigation. Sherlock Holmes could have figured it out. The only thing not pictured is the baby diaper (not used) and the peanut shells and ashes in the back cargo area. Appeared to be a little tailgating going on.

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  • Hispanic newspaper dated 22 de junio de 2011.
  • A nearly complete word puzzle.
  • A popsicle wrapper: Paleteria La Mexicana.
  • Two phone numbers on a piece of note paper.
  • A half of a scissor.
  • A removable flat head screwdriver bit.
  • An empty black pen.
  • An Air Heads wrapper.
  • A sprite bottle found in the center console.
  • An orange Bic lighter.
  • Our broken driver side windshield wiper apparently used to pry out the radio.

Ironic Jeep

The four of us at dinner last night, talking about the recovered yellow Jeep. Did it being bright yellow make it stand out as a target from the mechanic’s lot? We know it was easy to spot when the kid Kelly “bumped” went looking for her after his dad said to find her. (She was getting her haircut. He found her.) And then you wonder about the whole bear under the yellow jeep incident…

I declared, “When we get it back, I’m just going to have it painted camouflage.”

“That will make it stand out even more,” Kelly said.

After a moment of thought, Claire said, “That’s ironic.”

We decided Claire was right. An unexpected reversal of intention is an example of irony. I paint the yellow jeep camouflage and just about every boy in the area would want to steal it (per Kathy.)

Brilliant observation, Claire!

Georgetown Hunter Fan in Family Room

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In August, I installed a new ceiling fan in the family room after over 10 years of listening to the original fan buzz every 20 seconds. I took the old fan apart twice and could never figure out how to get rid of the buzz. That drove me crazy, but Carol didn’t know about that.

While on Skype up for a visit, Carol saw the new fan and said it was exactly like one they had in their house. EXACTLY! She saw the two chains (light / fan) hanging and asked why I had those. Why not just use the remote? I told her it didn’t come with a remote. She insisted it did, since it was EXACTLY like hers, and she bet I threw away the remote. Of course I paused, wondering if maybe there was a remote tucked away in one of the sides of styrofoam. That’s where I went wrong… pausing. She knew she had me. I said no, it didn’t come with a remote, because I didn’t want a remote (we have too many), and I would have noticed “remote included” on the box. It’s tough to prove a negative.

Cleaning out the basement this morning, I found the manual. No remote. I double checked the Lowe’s website. Under specifications it says “Remote Control Included: No.”

See? I’m not crazy. I’m just writing blogs about ceiling fans on Thanksgiving morning being thankful I’m not crazy.

P.S. We really like the super slow speed. More for looks. That’s something I always wanted our fans to do… have a lazy slow speed. Now we have one, and it doesn’t buzz. Hunter never lets us down.

P.S.S. At this rate I should have the basement cleaned out by the time I retire.

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Signs of Fall

Kathy climbed up on the counter the other night to reach way up and back in one of her cabinets. “Do you need any help?” I said. “Nope,” she said, “I found them!”

She stepped down with the salt and pepper shakers in hand. Looking at both, she grinned, “I’ve been thinking about these two.”

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See: Why She Was Smiling

As I turned into the driveway at work early in the morning, I decided to catch all the color on my BlackBerry…

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Surrounded by Phones

It took about two weeks to figure out what to do for Gabriele’s cell phone. We were trying to keep cost down for what is basically a 9 month need. Unfortunately our Verizon friends-and-family plan is booked.

After several trips to Sam’s phone center, research on the web, calls to Verizon, and exchanges with friends and family, we decided to get Virgin Mobile’s pay-as-you-go. $80 phone. $25 per month. 300 minutes, unlimited texting, email, and data. The phone has a mini-browser built in, so it is inherently limited by what you can do with it.

On our third trip back to Sam’s, we had made our decision, but even then, the phone guy suggested another unexplored option: Metro PCS (which he did not sell.) But Gabriele was ready to buy, and so was I. It took about 45 minutes to get her phone set up. In this photo, she is standing in the middle of some of the biggest marketing and product promotion in America. Now we have to figure out what to do for Nicole…

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Red Pal Repair

Our original Tivoli Pal (featured here in a 2003 post) went into surgery over the weekend and is doing quite well. This one lives in our bathroom and then floats around on demand to run on battery.

Kathy and I have had a hard time keeping it working though, because the power jack (not plug) seemed to have a short and would stop working. We would wiggle the cord, pull on it, lean it against the wall… all kinds of strategies to keep the power flowing. Finally I decided to take it apart and see if there was anything I could do.

We knew it was not the plug, because trading plugs with the Yellow Pal made no difference. It had to be inside the Pal. Six screws later, I had the front of the Pal removed to reveal all of the wiring, speaker, and other major organs. While plugging the power in and out and wiggling the connection, I noticed a tiny spark on the circuit board.

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I photographed the board with my digital camera and zoomed in. I could see where one of the solder joints was cracked all the way around. A neighboring joint also looked half cracked. So I got my old soldering iron that I bought when I was a teenager, and went to work. Good as new! (Even if my soldering joints are a bit ugly.)

Kathy and Danny on Deck

Danny has been helping repair and repaint Gramalie’s deck over the past week. That got Kathy inspired. This is the second time we’ve stained the deck since Grant built it. Seems to hold up ok for about three years, but our dogs’ nails scratching off the red/brown stain make us wish we had gone with a lighter color. But it looks good for now, and the dogs are currently banned from the deck.

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My only contribution was these photographs and helping Danny move the grill. I didn’t want to get in the way of the fine job the two of them were doing.

TV Swap Rewire

Ted noticed Kathy’s Facebook wall post thanking me for getting all of the wires connected to the TV. (She thanked me on her wall vs. mine.) So then Ted emails me…

“What kind of TV hook-ups did you have to make? Did you get a new TV?”

And I’m answering on my blog. Roundabout communications.

We moved the big flat panel downstairs and moved the smaller (older) flat panel back upstairs. After having it for a year, we decided it was too big for our living room. (Always liked how mom and dad never had a TV in the family room…. at least I got the size down.)

We bought a new TV stand for the basement, since it would not fit in the entertainment center Kathy finished (see: Big Voice and the Music Crack – 1997). I had to hook the big TV up to the DVD/VCR player + JVC surround sound thing + PlayStation2. Kathy’s post was thanking me for getting it all hooked up so she could record American Idol when teaching Edge at the church.

Danny had figured all of this out last year, but he was not very useful trying to help me with a remote phone call. I still don’t have it all hooked up the best way because we have to use the channel 3 method of playing through the DVD/VCR. But it got Kathy through this week.

Sunday Morning Bird Talk

Conversation at the kitchen table. Kathy reading the paper. Jeb working on the church website. Bright red Cardinal visits birdfeeder outside kitchen window.

K: He’s a short one.

J: Cardinals are just finches with long tails. We should catch a boy one and a girl one and keep them as pets.

K: They would make a mess.

J: Did you ever go to Laura B—–‘s house and see her mom’s finches?

K: Yeh, I remember that.

J: It was enclosed, so that helped solve some of the mess.

K: I still bet it was a mess to clean up.

(Pause.)

J: But she was used to cleaning up after birds.

K: Yeh. (Grin.)