Zenni Glasses: Lipstick to Copper

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My glasses from Sam’s Club were expensive because they were graduated bi-focals and indexed (dense / thin) lenses. The frames were “Crazy Horse” but this appears to be a Sam’s Club only brand, so it was really all in the lenses. There is a lot more measurement with graduated bi-focals because the optician has to help you determine what part of the lens will help you see far, what part near, and what part with a computer screen. I think they did a great job and the glasses really helped solve my growing reading problem, especially in the dimmer light of a restaurant or church.

I decided I needed to get a backup pair, so like Ted, I decided to try Zenni Optical. I chose a frameless pair of glasses that came in what I thought was a dark red for the corner hinges.

When they arrived I saw the metal corner hinges and the metal nose bridge (which was not displayed in the close-up sample on-line) were a shiny lipstick red. Kathy exclaimed why was I wearing pink glasses. She thought they were hideous and told me I could not wear them outside of the house, and I should even consider not wearing them in the house either. The rest of the family also had a good laugh over Dad’s shiny pink glasses.

The optics were not as good. Zenni is limited on how you can give them your measurements. And the lenses were a bit thicker, not as “indexed” for thinness. But they worked and would make a good back-up, and they were a fifth of the cost of my Sam’s glasses.

They sat in my drawer for about a year with little use, when I finally went to a craft shop and picked out some metallic paint with Gabriele’s help. I decided to go for a brown / copper look, thinking it might work best over the red. I also had to get a brown Sharpie marker to color the mottled red (pink?) and white ear pieces.

In the second photo, you can see the lipstick red color on the right and left nose-pad posts. I have already painted the nose bridge and corner hinge copper. I think it came out pretty good. I was even able to wear them in front of Kathy without her laughing. In fact, she didn’t even notice I was wearing different glasses, so I guess that is a good test.

I’m wearing them as I type this, so they help with reading, too!

Lesson learned: You can’t trust the colors on a computer screen.

Kelly Story #28

Kathy was getting dressed and noticed that Kelly was playing in front of the full-length bathroom door mirrors. It looked like she was playing with her mouth.

A few minutes later Kelly came crying to Kathy. She had a dime stuck between her two front teeth.

Kathy was tickled. Kelly now has an distaste for money.

Tooth Update

Danny finally lost his first tooth last Saturday. Actually, he had me pull it out. The tooth fairy visited him and left a dollar. He took his magnifying glass and found a wing print on his window as well a scuff mark near the baseboard. Danny has deduced that the tooth fairy is much taller than I thought.

Kelly has had only two bottom teeth for the longest time. She now has two upper teeth coming in, but not the two middle teeth! We’re afraid she will end up looking like a little vampire.

I have brushed Charlie’s teeth twice now. She tolerates me doing this. In fact she enjoys biting down on the brush when I do her molars, or whatever a dog’s back teeth are called.

(Note: We have decided to call Foxseas Starkist Tuna “Charlie” instead of “Kisser”. Charlie Fishback, named after some friend of Grandma Petrides. I just could not see myself standing on the front porch yelling “Kisser!”)

Worry List

This is a list published in the paper about the top things kids worry about in the U.S.

1. Drugs and drinking around me

2. How well others like me

3. Hunger and poverty in the U.S.

4. Looks

5. Nuclear bombing in the U.S.

6. School Performance

7. That I might lose my best friend

8. That I might not get a good job

9. That my parents might divorce

10. That one of my parents might die

11. Violence in the U.S.

12. Whether my body is growing normally

I put the list in an outliner on the Mac and let Nicole order it most concern to least. She gave it a lot of thought and came up with this list, adding a couple of her own. (Tornadoes scare her more than most kids.)

1. That my parents might divorce

2. That one of my parents might die

3. How well others like me

4. That someone might rob the house

5. Drugs and drinking around me

6. Tornadoes

7. That I might lose my best friend

8. School Performance

9. Violence in the U.S.

10. Nuclear bombing in the U.S.

11. That I might not get a good job

12. Hunger and poverty in the U.S.

13. Looks

14. Whether my body is growing normally

I then read the list to Danny to find out if he worried about what things he worried about most. Danny doesn’t worry much.

1. Drinking & Driving.

– People might get in an accident.

2. Drugs and drinking around me

– Kind of. That they might give me some and I say no.

3. That someone might rob the house

– Kind of worry about it.

4. Hunger and poverty in the U.S.

– I worry about that. That they hardly have anything.

5. Violence in the U.S.

– I worry about it.

6. That my parents might divorce.

– I hardly ever worry about it.

7. That one of my parents might die.

– I don’t worry about that.

8. School Performance

+ Making good grades.

– I like that.

+ Doing bad in school.

– I might get in trouble.

9. How well others like me

– I don’t worry about that either.

10. Tornadoes

– No.

11. That I might lose my best friend

– I don’t worry about that.

12. Nuclear bombing in the U.S.

– I don’t worry about that.

13. That I might not get a good job

– I don’t worry about that.

14. Looks

– I don’t worry about that. (How do you look?) Fine.

15. Whether my body is growing normally

– I don’t worry about that.

Fun With Coughing

Danny and I are home sick together today. Kelly started all of this. A range of sniffles, coughing and headaches.

Yesterday Danny told Nicole to listen to a new cough he had invented. He has had a bad cough, so he’s figured out about 3 or 4 different ways to cough. This drove Nicole crazy which cracked Kathy up.

Then he started coughing songs. This really made Nicole mad.

I had to admire him. Instead of whining and complaining about his condition, he uses his imagination to make the most of his problem. He has a great spirit.

Nicole on the other hand, makes the worse of the smallest bug bite to the extent that we don’t know when to give her sympathy. That’s why her recent louse bout took a few extra days to notice and 3 treatments to wipe out.

Took some pictures of Kelly sitting up with Danny today. She’s had some terrific happy episodes lately. She gets the biggest eyes and grin in the morning. Makes it hard to go to work.

Godzilla in the Corner

Danny got lucky. His eye looked terrible, but the eye doctor said the scratches on the cornea had already healed. His eye became the subject of much discussion in Mrs. Wys’ class. As they did their calendar ritual each day this week, the color of Danny’s eye was recorded. He has healed quickly, going from black and purple to purple and green to yellow and red.

Nicole brought home Godzilla for the weekend. He just sits in the corner and doesn’t do much. Nicole says he is a Crevice Spiny lizard. Godzilla is about 10 inches long. He has a black collar. Looks a lot like the horny toads Ted and I used to catch in Isle of Palms.

This morning we had our second Odyssey of the Mind “OM” meeting. Kathy is the coach. Her co-coach doesn’t help, so I’m the default co-coach/baby sitter. We used the basement where the kids could do minimal damage. They danced to different moods, told a story in a circle, and drew pictures from random shapes I drew. The meeting finished with popcorn and a punch concoction I made from left over sodas we had in the closet.

We picked up our Christmas Tree today. It is a Douglas Fir and the largest tree we’ve ever had. It clears the ceiling by about a 1/4″. I started putting the lights on, but Kathy fired me because I wasn’t tucking them inside the tree. Last year she fired me because I was tucking them inside the tree. Last year she wanted to be able to hang ornaments on the wires. I guess she doesn’t want to do that this year.

Let history record that I am a very patient husband and father. If my family says otherwise, they simply are not credible witnesses.

Throwing Pitch Forks

Just as he was getting over his ear infection that kept him out of school for a week with a fever, Danny had an accident. Yesterday afternoon, he and Hayden were throwing pretend pitch forks at each other. One caught Danny in the right eye.

Kathy and I heard him screaming home. Hayden was walking with him. His eye looked bad. It was purple and it looked like a marble was under the swollen lid. We all got in the car and drove to the emergency room. Danny held an ice pack on his eye all the way. He said that he could sort of see. Some things were black and white and some things color.

I carried him in. The triage nurse said it didn’t look like the eyeball was punctured and directed me to a registration nurse. As I held Danny in my arms, the registration nurse started with her list of questions. She didn’t get past asking for my zip code when I asked her if someone could look at Danny’s eye. I would be glad to answer all her questions after that.

That got us in. The triage nurse looked more carefully at Danny’s eye and then had him read an eye chart. He did real well considering he has only a recent command of the alphabet. He stood behind the line by himself, one hand over his good eye, his hurt eye swollen. I was relieved.

We rented The Empire Strikes Back and moved the couch so that Danny could be comfortable and close to the TV. He fell asleep before it started.

Kathy, who does not care for science fiction movies, played with Kelly in the sitting room. It was Kelly’s 3rd month birthday and she laughed (giggled) for the first time.

Nicole and I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.

[Danny’s version transcribed…]

Me and Hayden were throwing pitch forks at each other. We had to go to the doctors because I got hit in my eye with the pitch fork. They had to cover my good eye and they made me read the letters. I wasn’t right on some of them and I was right on some of them. After that they put me on a scale to see how much I weigh. I went into this bed and they put lots of eye drops, water, on my eye. I cried. They had to turn off the lights and they looked at my eye with a flashlight. Then they looked at my eye with another flashlight. I cried because I didn’t like it shining in my eyes. Then they had to put a double patch on my eye. Then I went to go home. I fell asleep at the start of Star Wars.

Strange Awake-Dreams

Went to the Avant house for Jimmy and Kim’s party. Kathy & Elizabeth spent a lot of time talking pregnancy. Elizabeth has been having more strange awake-dreams. Something about swallowing gum and poisonous crickets. She’s paranoid about eating the wrong thing. Harrison is having sympathy sickness, tiredness, and hard-time-sleeping-ness. Drives Elizabeth crazy.

Kathy declared that she is not going to a 40th week doctor’s appointment. The new kid is under direct orders to be born sooner than that. The sooner the better. Sunday the 23rd is the official due date.

The Bucket Man

[Jeb writes… ] I had just sat down with the family and Dad to a spaghetti dinner. [We lived at Livsey for a month between moves. Kathy was 7 months pregnant.] Mom was in Tampa with her friends. About my fifth bite, I felt a piece of French bread get caught in my throat. I immediately realized that it was stuck, so I went to the upstairs bedroom to try to cough it up or swallow it down.

My eyes started tearing up. I felt on the verge of throwing up or choking. Terrible feeling. My stomach tried throwing up, and my throat tried swallowing, but nothing was coming up and nothing was going down. My esophagus was sealed tight.

The problem with this condition is that you fill up with saliva that starts spilling into your wind pipe. Even though I knew what was happening, my body was panicking. It didn’t know whether I was going to gag or vomit, and neither reaction seemed to help.

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