General Sherman’s Girlfriend (Draft)

general-shermans-girlfriend-cover.JPGSales Technologies Group

May 16, 1992

Dr. Edward Cashin

Augusta College

2500 Walton Way

Augusta, GA 30910

Dear Uncle Edward,

Enclosed are the sketches I have developed for each of the 11 chapters. Some are closer to being finished than others, but I think each will give you an idea of what I can do. I edited some of the text with thick black pen. Mostly adding commas to build in pauses in longer sentences or to separate compound sentences.

The finished drawings will be cleaner and will incorporate some screened shading for uniforms, shadows, etc. This screening is done by cutting out the shapes on a light board– much like tracing, only using a knife. Adds a lot to the drawing.

If any are objectionable, or if you have a better idea, feel free to edit and/or delete at will. After all, it’s your book!

I have also enclosed a sample of what can be done with a Macintosh and a laser printer. The resolution of this typesetting is 300 dots per inch. This can be used for final product for free, or once complete, the final version can be printed with a service bureau for a few dollars per page on a 1,200 dot per inch Linotron.

If you can provide me with the final copy on diskette, I can then drop the text into PageMaker on the Macintosh, converting quoted titles to italics, quotes to “curly” quotes (note how the beginning quote is different than the end), etc. Since most of the work is actually keying the text, you would be saving the labor cost of having it retyped.

The sketches are my originals which I will need to work from if you want me to proceed.

And let me apologize here at the end for the delay. In the past 4 weeks I have closed on my town house, bought a new house, gotten a new position in the company, and been on an extended business trip in Arizona. Somewhere in all that, the time just flew by.

Let me know what you think.

Jeb Cashin

Enclosure

    Sketches

    Manuscripts

    Sample Laser Printing

[see also: pays]

Oh, The Places You’ll Go

A gathering together of old, dear friends

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Cat-in-the-Hat-color.pngTogether they gathered, on hearing the news,

sharing a sniffle, a tear, some boohoos.

The Lorax was there, and Horton, with Who,

the Cat in the Hat and Thing One and Thing Two.

The Grinch? He attended. And others we know.

Their faces were long, there spirits were low.

The first speaker was Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose.

His heart it was grieving, for his friend Dr. Seuss.

“Oh the places he took us, the places we’ve been,

the worlds he created with strokes of his pen.

“The whimsy and fun and sweet little ditties,

that taught love of reading to millions of kiddies…”

“He wouldn’t be happy to hear you like that,”

reminded a smiling Cat in the Hat.

“Remember our friends, those millions who read us?

We’re silly to think that they will forget us.

“Those girls are now women! Those boys are now men!

And so the old cycle starts over again.

“The children who played with the toys, dolls and puppies,

have grown into creatures called Buppies and Yuppies.”

“One day, in their lap, sits a bambino, papoose.

On that day they will need us, the creatures of Seuss.”

“You’re quite right, of course,” said Horton’s Who.

“We have quite a lot of work yet to do.”

And slowly, so slowly, their frowns turned to smiles,

spreading so wide, miles upon miles.

-The Atlanta Constitution Editorial Page

* * *

“You’ll be on your way up!

You’ll be seeing great sights!

You’ll join the high fliers who soar to great heights!”

(from “Oh, The Places You’ll Go”. Seuss, 1990)

* * *

Theodor Seuss Geisel

March 2, 1904 – Sept. 24, 1991

Nice Tomato

Parenthood is…

… admiring your 3-year-old’s whirlwind of a scribble as he explains to you that it is a tomato. Lord knows, you just don’t see it, but you tell him it’s a nice tomato. But he is disappointed, and tries to explain, as if from a foreign land and in a foreign tongue, that it’s a TOMATO. Suddenly, in a moment of miraculous inspiration, a voice in your head reveals the truth. “OH!” you exclaim. “A tornado!”

The child is delighted. As you look again at the whirlwind of a scribble, you realize out loud, “That’s a fine tornado!”

The face of 3-year-old pride is priceless.

Cubcake

Danny and I spent the day together while Kathy worked and Nicole was spending the weekend with Lauren and her grandmother.

ninjas-in-ghost.pngWhile putting the vacuum away after cleaning up the blueberries he spilled on the carpet, Danny found two pieces of chalk in the closet. He drew some teenage ninja turtles in a ghost.

He told Kathy that when he becomes a cub scout that he is going to be a Cubcake just like Nicole is a Brownie.

Venus by Nicole

VENUS

by Nicole Cashin

March 13, 1991

ellian-from-venus.pngI live on the planet Venus.

I left Earth becuse it was trashy.

One day I woke up on Venus the planet had bubble trees. I saw an Ellian at a beach. She had an upside down nose, it had six mouths, it had one ear. She was my friend. Her name was Wierd-Mouth. I put my face inside a bubble when it poped I could fly. I felt pretty good. The ocean was full of candy. There are lots of milkshake flowers. I lived in a ginger bread house you could eat. I had the best time I’ve ever had.

The sand was real colorful. The trees had one-hundred dollar bills. I was very rich. I went to mcdonalds for ice-cream. Then we went to the park. It was real hot so we went to the beach. I ate lot’s of candy it was amazing I didn’t get sick. I had lot’s of friends. I liked it.

Then I went home and played in my pool. The pool had lot’s of cakes. Then I picked Milk Shakes. I picked strawbarry, choclate, banana. They were good. I’m never going to earth again.

The End

Save the Book

[Nicole writes…]

I went on spring break I went to the movie theater I saw the never ending story was good it’s about a boy who goes in a story book and saves the book.

An Uncle’s Christmas Prayer

To Jeb (when you’re a little older)

It is lucky for us that things are not always what they seem,
The world seems so big, and certainly you could never walk around it,
But really it is not as big as our minds
Because we can reach out with our thoughts to the farthest star without even trying
And quicker than a wink my thoughts can leave these beautiful snow mountains of Switzerland and fly across the ocean and go right through the door to where you are
Sitting on the floor with crumpled Christmas paper around you
And the tree brightly spreading happiness
And your Mother and Daddy smiling and smiling
As if they shared some great secret.

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
I don’t mean just very nice, but full of wonder:
The suspense when you count “Just four more days till Christmas”
The surprise when you watch all the fancy decorations suddenly light up
The anxious-feeling when you try to guess what you will get and hope so hard that you won’t be forgotten
The slightly scared feeling when you’re tucked in bed
And you look out the window at the pale winter moon
And you strain to hear sleigh bells and reindeer’s hoofs.

I hope you have a beautiful Christmas.
I hope that everything outside and inside will be full of beauty,
And even the gentle gray rain can be beautiful.
And Christmas has its own special music so that it sounds beautiful
And it smells clean and fresh like fir and pine
And your presents are new and exciting
And everybody has an inside glow that makes them beautiful, too.

I hope you have a lovely Christmas,
Not just pretty, but full of love.
I hope your friends send you Christmas cards
Especially if they have to draw and color them themselves
And that your brothers and sisters will like you a lot
And even let you play with their toys,
And that you will save a piece of candy for somebody
Who doesn’t have as many people to love him as you do.

I hope you will have a good Christmas
That you are good to everybody and that everybody is good to you
That nothing happens to hurt your feelings,
That you will get good things you will want to take care of,
That you will like your Christmas dinner
Not only because your food is good, but because the family is together
And finally I hope that all your Christmases will be like this one –
Full of wonder and beauty and love and goodness.
May your wonder never leave you, but may it swell and search
Higher than the sky and deeper than the sea and beyond the far horizon.
May you look for what is beautiful and treasure it when you find it
In the glory of a golden sunset or a crisp night filled with stars –
The melody made by the sound of music or the murmur of a spoken rhyme.
If you look you will see beauty and if you love it you will have it always.

And when you see how happy others feel when they love you
May you too find happiness in loving others,
And may you learn that you enjoy a fine thing twice as much
When you share it with a friend.
May you find your pleasure in good things and in good people,
Expect to find the best in them and you will,
Feel sorry for the person who is bad because inside he is very sad,
And when you do acquire something deep down good may you hunger for something still better.

And so if you go through life – from one Christmas to the next
Searching for truth and beauty and love and goodness –
It may take years, it may take all your life
But someday you will be surprised and very pleased
To find all that you have been seeking
Not in a manger two thousand years away
But, more wonderful, in the manger of your heart!
And then suddenly everything will make sense, and every day will be Christmas.

And what could be a nicer present than a new baby sister? (or even brother)
Seriously, I hope by now congratulations are in order and mine are most heartfelt.

(Uncle) Ed
(1962)

[Edward J Cashin]