Whispering in Hell

Many years ago on Hancock Circle, Kathy and I were in bed reading. One of us (probably Kathy… she would read ahead) landed on the August 29th Farside Calendar entry. The two of us cracked up for the longest time. Not sure why. Maybe because we had been trying to sell the place for so long? Who knows.

The cartoon has survived all of these years, mostly on the outside of one of our refrigerators. I hope it is in fond memory of a great laugh. Or maybe Kathy hates being in the kitchen…..

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Now playing: Dodo by Genesis

Wrangler Hits 99,999

Danny coasted in Saturday from Athens after an overnight stay at Nicole’s. He got to hang out with Morgan, see the Psychic Hearts, and hang out with Anders and some of his old high school buddies. It was a fun way for him to end his exile from Spring Hill. I just moved the Wrangler, and noticed it had 99,999 miles. I wonder if Danny noticed that on his drive back.

A Sunday morning 4:30 a.m. wake up call from his ride got him up for the drive back to Mobile. Kathy and I were concerned about them leaving so early in the dark and possibly being sleepy. Danny called us an hour into the trip to report not to worry about anyone falling sleep. The two girls had not stopped talking since they left our driveway. They arrived safe and sound to try restarting their college careers, a minor disruption compared to the thousands tragically struck by Katrina.

Sunday night, Kathy, Kelly, Claire and I drove up to Athens to attend mass and get some dinner. One of the church members was loading a truck up with supplies to take south to victims Monday morning. The Catholic Center was already filled up with goods, but Father welcomed more. The five us went out shopping and picked up mosquito spray, playing cards, and baby formula. Something to pass the time and keep the bugs away while you are passing it.

Now playing: Miles from Nowhere by Cat Stevens

Danny Goes to Spring Hill… And Comes Back

Kathy and I dropped Danny off at Spring Hill last weekend. We moved in Friday night to avoid the 95+ heat of the next day. That worked out well, and Danny was able to stay over with his new roommate Matt a night early. Kathy and I headed to the hotel about 11pm local time, watching Danny and Matt heading across campus to go hand out with some of the men and women soccer players.

Since Danny was not officially checked in and had no i.d., I picked him up in the morning to eat breakfast with us. We then drove him back for official check in. He already had a lot of things squared away in his room. His closet was very neat. His new golf bag was tucked away in the back corner, just waiting for Grandaddy to come down. Maybe the BHC could spend a weekend playing in Spring Hill.

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The day got hotter, and Danny ran around doing check in things. We took him out for lunch, and then we got back in time for a campus tour. After the tour, it started to rain, so the official welcoming ceremonies moved into the recreation center. Danny ended up in the front row. President Lucey gave a speech about the importance of shipwrecks. You’ll have to ask Danny about that. It was a bit like a graduation ceremony with all 320 members of the class of 2009 crossing the stage to receive a handshake from President Lucey and a T-shirt rolled up in in a ribbon like a diploma.

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All of the students put on their new T-Shirts in a symbol of unification and as official members of Spring Hill College. They all gathered for a group photo with President Lucey down in center. The end of the ceremony was the official goodbye as the students went off with their groups and the parents went to the 6 pm mass in the newly renovated St. Joseph’s chapel (which looks like a church in Europe.)

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The entire thing was a nice way to send off DC. Kathy and I headed out for a nice dinner at Nan Sea’s on Mobile Bay where we were able to talk about how nice everything seemed and how happy we are about Danny going to Spring Hill.

Fast forward… one week:

Katrina has become a category 5 hurricane, and Mobile is in the projected path. So Danny is coming home after only one week in college. It is just as well. Although I do not think he would be in any danger in a cement dorm on the high point of Spring Hill, Kathy would fall to pieces if he stayed.

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Now playing: Blowin’ Up A Storm by Woody Herman

Egg Island (Day 5)

08022005 Pic 283Day 5 at Egg Island was a lot of fun. We woke up already anchored. Everyone who dared, was allowed to jump ship. Nicole and Kathy chose to remain top side watching, but the rest of us jumped, flipped, or dove. A big barracuda parked himself under the ship and would swim in and out of the sunlight. The waters seemed to only be about 25 feet deep. Kathy threw a mask down, and we took turns looking at him. I dove down to get a closer look. He looked about 5 feet long and had a pretty scary looking mouth.

Later we took a launch over to Egg Island. The snorkeling was good. We swam with schools of larger fish than what we had seen at Gun Cay. Lunch was served on the beach, and there was a beach olympics. I wandered over some rocks on the right side of the beach and found the tide flowing through an inlet to a lagoon. I found a live conk in the inlet.

Seeing the aerial photo now, I wish we had done a little more exploring.

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Kelly and Claire took a mini-Scuba class and both learned to breathe under water with a “bubbler.”

Img 2445We returned to ship in time for the adult scavenger hunt. The adults were split into three teams and put through a series of challenges. One person from each team had to step up into the team circle, and that person would take the challenge. Nicole (Team 3) and Kathy (Team 2) ended up going head to head in a challenge to see who could get their bodies signed with five crew autographs the fastest. Kathy found the captain first, and got him to sign her shoulder. She was able to show it off for the rest of the evening.

After a lot of challenges, it was time for the last one. It was my turn as I stepped into the Team 2 circle with two other guys from Team 1 and Team 3. It was all kind of rushed, so I didn’t even notice the other two guys. We were told each team had seven minutes to dress up their teammate for the Miss Windjammer contest.

08022005 Pic 396I was whisked away to the front of the ship, and suddenly I was being dressed and made up by five or six women. Someone gave me a wig, and when it wouldn’t stay on, I was told to just hold it up with one hand. I had lipstick, toenail polish, and Kathy put two pointy water cups under my top. As we hurried back, I got Maurice, the bar tender, to escort me in, and present the judges with a bottle of Jack Daniels. (Bribery counts, and our team did a lot of bribing.)

I thought I would be able to win for sure until I saw the guy on team 3: Danny!

We were asked a series of questions and then we had a dance competition. Danny had the crowd cracking up with his acrobatics. I couldn’t keep up. (I think I at least beat the Team 1 Miss Windjammer.) Later several women told me that Danny just had that cute factor going for him.

Img 2459As dinner started to be served, people started changing into their costumes for the evening Costume Party. I decided to just play photographer having dressed up plenty as Miss Windjammer. Kathy and Nicole dressed up as Gypsy Bling and the Pirate Girl. Claire dressed up as a rapper dude. Kelly dressed up as a boy. Danny wore his Action Jackson shirt and turned his hat backwards.

The contest and dancing were a blast. OJ stole the show in his vintage World War II Czech bathing suit, especially when he did a ballroom dance with Pebbles.

Photos: mac.fiveforks.comt/windjammer2005/day5/

Now playing: Gypsy Queen by Van Morrison

Nassau (Day 4)

IMG_2382.jpgWe spent the day and evening docked at Nassau. When we woke up, a cruise liner was parked next to us, making the Legacy look small. Then the giant Disney Liner pulled in, dwarfing the other cruiser. And then Carnival came in later in the afternoon. It was immense!

IMG_2377.jpgWe spent the morning touring the town on foot. Danny and Nicole went one way, and Kathy, Kelly, Claire, and I went another. As we parted, I gave Danny a special mission to look for a good deal on a few Cuban cigars.

We visited a number of shops and sites in town. Had to buy 4 double A batteries for $8! (Ouch.) The six of us got back together for lunch on the Legacy. We changed into bathing suits and caught a cab over the bridge to Paradise Island, spending the afternoon at Cabbage Beach. We had a lot of locals for company because it was a national holiday. Mostly teenage boys. The water was crystal clear. Kelly and I did some snorkeling. I spotted three little squid swimming in unison.

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We took a cab (mini-van) back in time for the conk shell salad demonstration, swizzle time, and Action Jackson’s amazing performance. Both Claire and Danny earned shirts by playing support roles in AJ’s show. (See photos.) We had a restful sunset dinner and evening that included two of Danny’s Cubans dipped in cognac. We set sail late in the evening heading for Egg Island.

Photos from Day 4: mac.fiveforks.com/windjammer2005/day4

Happy 3 Clyde and Stout!

Clyde and Stout turned 3 on August 12th. Since we really don’t know Stout’s birthday, he adopted Clyde’s birthday. They both got to sit at the dinner table. Clyde remembered and immediately climbed up in the chair (having a better memory and done this twice before.) Stout could not believe he was supposed to get up on the chair, but he quickly caught the hang of eating at the table.

Sail to Nassau (Day 3)

07312005 Pic 133Things did not go as planned for Day 3, but we ended up having a lot of fun. Over night we had sailed from the west side, across the north, and then to the east side of the Bahamas. A strong wind coming from the unusual direction of the east was cooking up some big waves. The Legacy is a very stable ship, so we did not really notice the waves until the launches were put in the water. The crew on board bobbed up and down on the 10 foot waves. There was no way for them to tie up to the side and allow us to safely board for a day on Hoffman’s Cay.

The Captain then ordered a series of elaborate steps involving both a fore and aft anchor to try to position the ship broadside against the wind in an attempt to create a “calm side” for the launches. It took about an hour to get the ship and launches in place. It helped, but the waves still tore at the launches, and some of us were afraid the cleats would be ripped off. The Captain said it was a “no go.” Watching the crew hoist up the launches with the rocking waves was an impressive display. They had to wear special safety gear and take a series of very carefully planned steps to get the ropes and pulleys attached.

07312005 Pic 137That meant a day of sailing on to Nassau, where we would have arrived late that night. It was disappointing not to get to go to Hoffman’s Cay, but in hindsight, it was nice to have a day of sailing that was otherwise not on the schedule.

Img 2319-1I declared it a double-dabloon day for the Stonegate Cashin’s. (Our normal ration was one dabloon per.) Translate: More money for the bar. We relaxed on board. Some read. Danny napped. The girls became gymnasts and hair stylists. Kathy and I attended a very interesting photography class. We pulled into Nassau as sunset approached. The crab races and Carnival celebration were just as fun docked in Nassau as they would have been under sail (as originally intended.)

When the Captain and Strokey showed up in their Carnival garb, we had another one of those “well this is different” moments. One of many on this trip.

Photos: mac.fiveforks.com/windjammer2005/day3/