Ironic Jeep

The four of us at dinner last night, talking about the recovered yellow Jeep. Did it being bright yellow make it stand out as a target from the mechanic’s lot? We know it was easy to spot when the kid Kelly “bumped” went looking for her after his dad said to find her. (She was getting her haircut. He found her.) And then you wonder about the whole bear under the yellow jeep incident…

I declared, “When we get it back, I’m just going to have it painted camouflage.”

“That will make it stand out even more,” Kelly said.

After a moment of thought, Claire said, “That’s ironic.”

We decided Claire was right. An unexpected reversal of intention is an example of irony. I paint the yellow jeep camouflage and just about every boy in the area would want to steal it (per Kathy.)

Brilliant observation, Claire!

I’m typing this on my MacBook…

… which is a good thing.

This morning, mad dash to airport, out to car w/ Claire to drive her to school. Spun around outside of car hearing Clyde barking loud. Couldn’t tell if he was inside or out, didn’t want him jumping the wireless fence, went inside, found him, told him to hush, back to car, got in started up, backing out of garage about six feet “clunk”. Brake.

Uh-oh… luggage?

Pulled forward. Jumped out, middle of driveway briefcase laying down about 3 feet back, taller roller luggage standing about 6 feet back.

Ugh. Ran over my briefcase (with gas tank not wheels). Had put down with suitcase *before* opening trunk! Dang!

Leather scraped on concrete, flap open, corner of laptop a bit scraped. Otherwise working fine. Shoe polish will cure the leather briefcase. Maybe emery cloth on the aluminum.

I ran over my Mac.

Bad dog.

Christmas Card 2010 – Notes

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Card Notes 2010:

  1. This year’s card started off with the idea that both Danny and Nicole lived at Stonegate (at least part time) this year, so we were all under the same roof.
  2. So we decided to let Nicole and Danny design the card. One idea was to have them recreate the last card they had done together back in 1991. They liked that idea.
  3. Nicole “upgraded” her 2010 card using a photo of Stonegate in the snow. In 1991 she drew our townhouse at Washington Square.
  4. Danny “upgraded” his 2010 by making sure his Santa had arms this time. (He forgot to draw arms in 1991 when he was four.)
  5. If you look closely, you’ll see there are four presents in the sleigh.
  6. Also if you look closely you’ll count four legs on Danny’s reindeer. He can explain why three legs are on one side.
  7. Stout and Clyde are at the window where they spend a lot of time waiting for one of us to return (or see people walking down the street.)
  8. In 1991, we borrowed the sugarplum line from ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas so we borrowed from it again, in part because of the word “house-top” and the fact we all lived under the same roof in 2010.
  9. The drawing of baby Jesus (from Claire’s 1999 manger scene drawing) was added last minute when Kelly said the inside right side of the card needed something graphical. Good catch. Reason for the season.
  10. There is a Merry Christmas greeting in Armenian and Lithuanian, in honor of Nicole’s Peace Corps return and Gabriele spending her 10th grade year with us. There are also flags on the back.
  11. The card remembers Uncle Horace who died in October and Frances who followed him in early December. Uncle Horace mailed us a dollar several times through the years to buy 20 of our 5 cent cards. According to cousin Margaret, he loved our homemade cards.
  12. The copyright years reflect ideas and art borrowed from our 1991 and 1999 Christmas cards.
  13. The front and inside left drawings were hand colored by Kelly, Claire, Jeb, Gabriele and Danny, a “retro” production process.
  14. The quarter page card format and paper is also “retro” based on our early cards which were copied at Kinko’s and then hand colored and folded at home.
  15. Gabriele (who was the only teen awake early Saturday morning) decided the wreath from the door would be used on the address labels.
  16. The word “work” is used deliberately in the 2010 Cast listing. It is good that all of us are working one way or the other in this economy.
  17. The following tools were used in card production:
  • MacBook
  • Scanner
  • Photoshop
  • Apple Pages
  • HP Printer
  • Color pencils
  • Dakota Handwriting Font
  • Skia Font
  • Lucida Sans Font
  • Adobe Acrobat (for digital version)
  • issuu.com for digital “flip card”

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

French Fight on Facebook

Claire posted a long French paragraph on Facebook written to Kelly. She “used her head” to write it, and not a computer. I had to use Google Translate to understand what she had written.

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What’s a father to do when his children start fighting in a foreign language… praise them or scold them?

Zenni Glasses: Lipstick to Copper

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My glasses from Sam’s Club were expensive because they were graduated bi-focals and indexed (dense / thin) lenses. The frames were “Crazy Horse” but this appears to be a Sam’s Club only brand, so it was really all in the lenses. There is a lot more measurement with graduated bi-focals because the optician has to help you determine what part of the lens will help you see far, what part near, and what part with a computer screen. I think they did a great job and the glasses really helped solve my growing reading problem, especially in the dimmer light of a restaurant or church.

I decided I needed to get a backup pair, so like Ted, I decided to try Zenni Optical. I chose a frameless pair of glasses that came in what I thought was a dark red for the corner hinges.

When they arrived I saw the metal corner hinges and the metal nose bridge (which was not displayed in the close-up sample on-line) were a shiny lipstick red. Kathy exclaimed why was I wearing pink glasses. She thought they were hideous and told me I could not wear them outside of the house, and I should even consider not wearing them in the house either. The rest of the family also had a good laugh over Dad’s shiny pink glasses.

The optics were not as good. Zenni is limited on how you can give them your measurements. And the lenses were a bit thicker, not as “indexed” for thinness. But they worked and would make a good back-up, and they were a fifth of the cost of my Sam’s glasses.

They sat in my drawer for about a year with little use, when I finally went to a craft shop and picked out some metallic paint with Gabriele’s help. I decided to go for a brown / copper look, thinking it might work best over the red. I also had to get a brown Sharpie marker to color the mottled red (pink?) and white ear pieces.

In the second photo, you can see the lipstick red color on the right and left nose-pad posts. I have already painted the nose bridge and corner hinge copper. I think it came out pretty good. I was even able to wear them in front of Kathy without her laughing. In fact, she didn’t even notice I was wearing different glasses, so I guess that is a good test.

I’m wearing them as I type this, so they help with reading, too!

Lesson learned: You can’t trust the colors on a computer screen.

Georgetown Hunter Fan in Family Room

Hunter-Georgetown-Lowes-049694207203xl.jpgCarol has a little game we’ve played since childhood called… “make Jeb think he’s going crazy.” It’s a really fun game, and she is good at it. I don’t know if she plays it with others.

In August, I installed a new ceiling fan in the family room after over 10 years of listening to the original fan buzz every 20 seconds. I took the old fan apart twice and could never figure out how to get rid of the buzz. That drove me crazy, but Carol didn’t know about that.

While on Skype up for a visit, Carol saw the new fan and said it was exactly like one they had in their house. EXACTLY! She saw the two chains (light / fan) hanging and asked why I had those. Why not just use the remote? I told her it didn’t come with a remote. She insisted it did, since it was EXACTLY like hers, and she bet I threw away the remote. Of course I paused, wondering if maybe there was a remote tucked away in one of the sides of styrofoam. That’s where I went wrong… pausing. She knew she had me. I said no, it didn’t come with a remote, because I didn’t want a remote (we have too many), and I would have noticed “remote included” on the box. It’s tough to prove a negative.

Cleaning out the basement this morning, I found the manual. No remote. I double checked the Lowe’s website. Under specifications it says “Remote Control Included: No.”

See? I’m not crazy. I’m just writing blogs about ceiling fans on Thanksgiving morning being thankful I’m not crazy.

P.S. We really like the super slow speed. More for looks. That’s something I always wanted our fans to do… have a lazy slow speed. Now we have one, and it doesn’t buzz. Hunter never lets us down.

P.S.S. At this rate I should have the basement cleaned out by the time I retire.

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Happy Birthday Ted!

Ted-45-lunch-Ga-Tech.jpgKathy and I drove downtown to join Ted and a couple of his workmates to celebrate Ted’s birthday. It was a gorgeous fall day. Ted gave us a tour of the bridge design floor. We got to see Jenny and her shrine to Austin. We also got to see Ted’s workspace, which looks like a next of paper, only instead of having an egg in the middle, it is Ted’s chair. In Ted’s defense, the place was not designed with paper in mind, especially the giant rolls of plans he has to reference. He probably needs to just take over more cube space like Jenny has done.

We walked to the Georgia Tech campus and had lunch at Juniors. It was mostly college kids rushing in and out for lunch. We all grabbed stools along the back bar, so it made for a good vantage point to watch all of the cooking and coming and going.

Fiona-2-rats.jpgOn Saturday, Kathy had an all day RCIA workshop, so the three girls and I drove up to Athens to help celebrate Ted’s birthday at Gramalie’s. I dropped Kelly and Gabrielle off downtown to shop at a craft fair going on, as well as walk around. They quickly ran into Nicole who was able to join them for the tour. Claire needed to study, so she stayed with me. I went by Grant and Jami’s temporary house, where Fiona and Michael showed me their new rats. Grant explained that he researched having rodents and decided rats were the smartest and wouldn’t bite like gerbils and mice. He picked out the big gray one (on the right) because it had “dumbo ears.” Michael got a brown and white one (on left.)

UT-45-7-ladies.jpgWe all then headed over to Gramalie’s to watch the UGA Auburn game and enjoy a very pleasant afternoon and evening. At dinner, I noticed Ted was sitting with 7 girls. (Kelly’s friend Jessie had joined us) so I had to get a picture of that. Grant, Michael, and I ate at the counter. (Jami, like Kathy, was off on some mission.)

Ted chose a chocolate outside yellow inside cake, which mom made and was delicious. Ted explained he used to pick different cakes (like strawberry) since Dad would always get a c.o.y.i. two weeks earlier. Without Dad’s choice in play, the c.o.y.i. has moved up on Ted’s list. Perfectly delicious logic to me.

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Hand Words

I declared Claire a “master shader” recently when she was working on a collection of objects in a drawing that ended up looking very three dimensional. She has always had a talent for capturing light and shade in drawings. I spotted this variation of the theme in her sketch book that blends shading and poetry…

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50th Wedding Anniversary

50thweddinganniversary-zoom.jpgCarol (the thoughtful child) reminded us all that it was Mom and Dad’s 50th wedding anniversary. She Grant and Jami sent flowers. I called Mom pretty late Friday night. She was reading a book and “napping between pages.” She said she had a little display of her wedding album, wedding photo, and the flowers Carol Grant and Jami had sent her. I asked her to send me a picture of it, so she did. (Click to zoom.)

As the first born, this reminds me that I also have a 50th coming up.

Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad!