Kelly Story
Kelly came walking into the den and told Kathy, “Sumping’s in Charlie’s bed.”
“What is in Charlie’s bed?” asked Kathy.
“Iownknow,” she shrugged. “Sumping!”
Then Kelly walked out and came back in and shrugged, “It’s dirt.”
Kathy thought Kelly was just playing games so she brushed it off. Later, Kathy discovered that Charlie had thrown up in her bed.
Charlie is lucky that the whole thing tickled Kathy when she figured out that Kelly was trying to be a good little reporter with her limited vocabulary. Kathy called me at work to tell me the story.
P.S.
It seems Charlie found herself a nice ham bone with a bunch of ham on it in one of the neighbor’s trash bags. The feast cost her, though.