So just remember these four spheres
Litho, Bio, Hydro, and Atmo
Then you’ll be smartest of all your peers
And you’ll make all A’s yo
-kel.e.bee
With her newest song, Science Rap, kel.e.bee continues with her quest to take the next generation of School House Rappers to infinity and beyond. This young Garage Band master exploded on the scene with Modernize Me and Monsta Beats and caught the ear of industry insiders with her short experimental 80’s Jungle. With her latest release, she has solidified her mission to leave no child behind, proving that music can have greater impact on education than any amount of compassionate-conservative taxes.
Science Rap by kel.e.bee
Stonegate Records (c) 2005
The earth, it has 4 spheres
Together they’ll interact
Now listen ya’ll with yo ears
As I tell you a few little facts
I will always love the Lithosphere
Cuz you know, it really rocks
3150 miles from here
Is the inner core, a giant, round, firebox
Somewhere over 5432 degrees Fahrenheit
The core is a lot of lava
Then above it is the mantle, its tight
We’re 30 to 2,900 kilometers under Georgia
I really feel the pressure
As the pressure’s at roughly 140 gigapascals
Yo, I read this in a brochure
Now the crust is after the mantle
It’s the outer layer of land on the planet
Yeah, I’m talking bout the crust
It’s composed of mostly basalt and granite
Now’s the time to go to the bathroom if you must.
(Instrumental break)
We’re movin on to the biosphere
If it’s here, it’s alive
All those really awesome ecosystems, you’ll find em’ here
The only one I really hate is the *bzzbzz* beehive
Yo the biosphere, this orb really really old
5 major extinctions, through-out 3.8 billion years
And there is tons of places where you can discover mold
Now I think you’re ready for the hydrosphere
Now who wants to go swimming in some water
Cuz the hydrosphere’s like a giant pool
Goes 12-47-7 feet and deeper
And it covers 77% of the surface, isn’t this cool
Under ground water, oceans, lakes, in-land seas
Rivers and ponds’ uh dew on trees? NO
Only 1/4400 of the mass of the planet, man, that’s hardly a sneeze
So don’t argue man, don’t say a word, ‘cept ‘diddo’
It’s about time now, for the atmosphere
Where the Nitrogen is always high with a 79
Oxygen stays at 20% here
The 1% is other, and it’s lookin fine
Troposphere, Stratosphere, Mesosphere, Aurora
These are the layers of the atmosphere
These are the only ones I can rememba
We’re almost done so give a cheer, loud and clear
(loud cheer)
Do you remember what I said
At the beginning of this rhyme
About those spheres to which this whole thing lead
I’m gonna tell you bout sphere interaction and *ding ding* it time
Today, I have an example set
The spheres will interact with a cat’o’9
Getting water from the Hydrosphere, an area permanently wet
And bein in the biosphere because it’s alive
Well, of course, it lives on land
So it interacts with lithosphere
And it gets carbon and give atmosphere a hand
When it produces oxygen, now isn’t that sincere
So you see how the spheres will interact
You see how it happens every day
Although it may be hard to track
That is all I have to say
So just remember these four spheres
Litho, Bio, Hydro, and Atmo
Then you’ll be smartest of all your peers
And you’ll make all A’s yo
(Editors note: This cracked up kel.e.bee’s science teacher. Needless to say, she got an A… yo.)
When I downloaded it, I just got a little over a minute. It’s pretty funny. During the instrumental part I think it would be nice to have some kind of breakdown where you pick some word like “granite” and skip it back on itself like “g-g-granite granite gran-gran-gran-gran-granite”
Did you make that using Garageband? I’m trying to learn that program myself.