An actual conversation when five of us drove home from celebrating Nicole’s Dean’s List achievement. (Pizza and iPod.)
Jeb: “Kelly, did you go on poop patrol?”
Kelly: “Yes. I picked up 18 poops.”
Jeb: “That’s not divisible by four.” (I pay a quarter per, so I like it when the number is divisible by four.)
Kelly: “No, so that’s $4.50.”
Jeb: “I’ll give you $5.00 and you can give me fifty cents.”
Kelly: “OK… you know I’ve noticed every time we do poop patrol, it always is an even number.”
Jeb: “That’s interesting. I think you are right.”
(Pause.)
Kathy: “Well we do have two dogs.”
(Much laughter.)
Congratulations to Nicole!
Hey, Jeb – why didn’t you ever take me out for pizza when I made Dean’s List?
(Guess the fact that I never made Dean’s list might have something to do with it…)
you misspelled do
I thought twice about spelling it doo or dooh. But your suggestion of “do” is incorrect. I was misled thinking that Winnie-The-Pooh has an “h”. Neither dooh nor doo is a word on http://www.m-w.com. However, since doo-doo is, I’ll correct the spelling to doo. See also DogDoo.com.
winnie the pooh does have an h on the end of his name