Career Night and The Package

Kelly went to career night at Crews Middle school with Kathy. Kelly has been thinking about being in the FBI.

A detective brought in a black, drug-sniffing German Shepherd. He hid a real bag of pot in the room. The dog found it pretty quickly. All commands were spoken in German or Chech, so the dog was bi-lingual. Everyone was impressed.

When the officer left and everyone was leaving the room, Kathy realized he had left the drugs under the cushion on the couch. She went out in the hall, worrying that he could get fired for leaving drugs in a middle school.

“You left your package!” she shouted.

He turned around, “What?”

“You left the marijuana in the couch.”

“Oh S–!” he shouted in front of the kids and parents.

So Kathy had fun at career night, and Kelly still wants to be in the F.B.I., but I suggested the C.I.A. since the “I” there stands for “Intelligence.”

Now playing: Smoke by Ben Folds Five from “Whatever And Ever Amen”

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