Malaprop on swimming:

MCC: We were working on IBMs at swim practice.

KC: IBMs?

MCC: You know, where you swim butterfly, back, breast and free?

KC: You mean IMs! Individual Medleys!

MCC: I thought they were IBMs!

On MCC’s blonde hair getting darker each year:

DC: We’re not going to be able to call you a thumb head anymore.

JC: A what?

DC: What is that when you have really blonde hair?

JC: Oh… a tow-head!