Just pulled a receipt out of my pocket with quotes written on the back:

Ted’s Montana Grill

16oz Sweetwater 420 (2 @ 4.25)

“I’ve never put a razor to my face.” – MCC

“This tastes like a dirty hippy.” — DC

“Some beer dripped in my water.” – MCC

“Nice. I won’t tell anybody.” — The waiter

(Note: Dirty Hippy = a variation of a black & tan. Guinness and something else. Maybe DC remembers.)