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–Kelly Elizabeth J. Cashel
Yesterday I was doing poop patrol- which I got 14 poops and earned $3.50, and still have not received this money- and found some delicious looking poop. Well, maybe for the ants. There were some big poops (which are Clyde’s) with candy wrappers contained within them. I think that there were 4 total with that characteristic. Each individual poop had 3-10 wrappers in them. I will tell you what kind I saw. There was Twix, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Almond Joy, Bubble gum, Tootsie Roll Pops, Blow Pops, and a few other unrecognizable wrappers. Let me tell ya, Clyde has got a sweet tooth when it comes to candy, and pumpkins! What a kook!
That sounds terrible! I have heard that chocolate is very bad for dogs, but apparently it is usually for high amounts in smaller dogs. Fortunately Clyde is probably big enough to handle that much chocolate. Who is missing their candy?
Did Kelly really write this entry or is the Master of Stonegate writing these entries and using his daughters’ names? Who is Kelly Elizabeth J. Cashin anyway?
I wrote it, Kelly. I don’t know why i put the j there it just sounded neat!
I see that this article is resulting in some Skittles Bubble Gum advertising from Google. Clyde would like those. I think Kelly wants a “J” as in Daniel J. I have a goal of keeping our last name out of these blogs to make us less traceable, so I’ll edit shortly.
I think if they knew the context they might not want to advertise on this page.
And J. is a very cool initial.
Kathy, Nicole, Claire and I are all just re-reading this and laughing, although Kathy said it was bad at the time because Clyde had the shakes from eating so much candy, and she was worried Clyde was going to die. If you have a dog, hide candy high.