Table 17

Play: Table 17.

Your message from an outside caller.

Sent Saturday November 20th at 8:04 PM.

Table17Sugar.jpgHello Mr. Cashin, this is Hanz from the Milwaukee Hilton Center City Hotel, and we have had several complaints about Table 17 at the event going on tonight. We would very much like like it if you would please arrest your behavior at that particular table, and please control yourself. We’ve had several complaints. And we’d like to not to have to take enforcement activity against your table, but we will not hesitate to do so if you do not curb and contain yourself hence forth.

Again, this is your last warning.

Foodstack Is Back

I have mentioned Kathy’s Foodstack before. This is her recipe database that started life as a Hypercard stack and later became a Lotus Domino database available on the web. I’ve added a link on mac.fiveforks.com if you want to find it in the future. Look for recipes with a 4 or 5 fork rating!

This is one of the first web databases I ever built, so I only had limited experience. Kathy reported a few months ago that it wasn’t working correctly. It turns out I broke it when upgrading the server. Some old commands no longer work, but new ones make it all work better. I’ve added some CSS for style and a “search” command that lets you find out their are 81 entries that contain “chocolate”.

Now playing: Imitation Of Life from “Reveal” by R.E.M

Halloween Red Eye

Some photos from Halloween 2004 which had the best weather I can recall. I walked the girls around the neighborhood in short sleeves and sandals. Neighbors set up tables along driveways to hand out candy and drinks. One Dad even offered me an “adult beverage.”

Bats were out at twilight chasing down bugs. I tried taking a picture of one flying overhead, and all I got was a remarkable red dot on a black background, which is the reflection of one of the bat’s retinas. Red eye also worked well in Kelly’s photo below since she was all dressed up in pinks and reds.

Mary Claire had an amazing nerd walk that I think was better than Steve Urkel’s. MCC also designed Jack O’ this year. That’s a bow tie and a one-toothed mouth.

KEC Pink Lady 1.jpg MCC Nerd and KEC Pink Lady.jpg MCC Nerd and Scarecrow1.jpg Jack O by MCC.jpg Bat Red Eye.jpg
Now playing: Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol

Lawn Mower Kelly

Sometimes they call her “LM” which is short for Lawn Mower. Or “LMK” for Lawn Mower Kelly.” Or sometimes they just call her “mo” for short. But mainly, on the soccer field, they try to stay out of her way!

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Now playing: Don’t Let The Green Grass Fool You from “The Very Best Of Wilson Picket” by Wilson Pickett

Candy Poop

Those of you with weak constitutions may not want to press the link going to the extended entry. I am not responsible for any uneasiness or pain this may cause you. There are no refunds which means no, you will not be getting your money back.

–Kelly Elizabeth J. Cashel

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