Rainy Easter

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Easter was pretty different this year. For one thing, we went shopping for Easter outfits the day before Easter. Then, Danny wasn’t there in the morning to look for his basket. Which actually isn’t that different because he wakes up so late, but he didn’t get a basket at all. Which was too bad because his is the hardest to find, and we like to watch him look for it. Well, nicole and Danny arrived in time to go to church. We got there REALLY early and got to see a baby be baptized at mass. I have never seen a baptism before, so that was a treat i guess. when we drove to Grammalie and Grandaddy’s house it was pouring down, so we were wondering about what we would do about the easter egg hunt. This year we did not make a bunny cake but an adorable little easter basket cake. We did miss the Ettenshins this year at the Easter egg hunt. We wound up having it inside and on the screened in porch. Well, one thing was definitely the same this year. You guys can probably guess who got the silver dollar. Better not tell David if he doesn’t already know. Next event was dinner. It was kinda funny to me that we had a St. Patty’s dinner on easter. Not that I did not enjoy it, the food was delicious. We had dessert and the evening went on with the adults talking and Claire and I entertaining ourselves with Michael and Fiona. Then we all left and that concluded the our rainy Easter.

Advertizing By Trackbacks?

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There was a trackback made to an entry I had written long ago called Tasty Umbrellas . When I went to look at who had trackbacked to me I went to this Texas Hold’em site. It had NOTHING to do with umbrellas or tastiness. It was telling me to download this game and play it online. Robots are using trackbacks to advertise. I bet it is fake too. Dad, or Uncle Ted, you could probably figure it out. Dad, you might need a password to stop the trackbacks. I am wondering why it chose a posting from so long ago?

Not a Dork

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I am not a dork. I was kidding, that was a test. I knew it would work. Danny was the only one who noticed it was not an i it was a lowercase L! Muahahahaha! So sorry Uncle Ted, we can not be dorks together (you got Nicole for that). This is for you dad: I am sorry everybody, because I “lied”.

lPod

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Today, I got an lPod. It is cool!! I had a lot of money and I thought, HEY! Why not get an lPod? So now I have an lPod. I will post pictures of my lPod later, and I might talk about it, or, you can tell me about it and how it to works. Actually, I could ask my dad, but he doesn’t have an lPod. I am very excited!!!! Now, since I am not broke, I will get a case. Also, Some of my letter I s look weird right now…

Jackie Chan – the Singer

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Have you ever heard Jackie Chan sing? On the Mulan Special Edition, I was checking out the bonus features and Jackie Chan was singing a song in Chinese. It was a song from the movie, and I just thought it was funny to hear him sing. He sounded like one of the bad contestants from American Idol. I wish there was some way you could hear it. He had his own music video too with shots of him either standing there, or doing some pretty lame karate moves. That is pretty much it…

The Hideous Sisters

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Who are these 2 hideous people? I think we can all see who is the better looking one, but I am just not going to say anything. Well, you can certainly tell those two are related by their extreme ugliness. Must run in the family…

KellyUgly Claire

Woah! Is that their dad? That might explain something…

Dad

Now playing: We Are The Family by Sister Sledge

Doctor Kelly-Children Won’t Clean Up Room

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Doctor K,

How can I get my children to clean up their bedrooms?

–Exasperated Mom

DEAR EXASPERATED MOM,

ALTHOUGH SOMETHINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNSOLVED, I MUST ANSWER ALL PEOPLE’S QUESTIONS. I THINK A GOOD SOLUTION IS TO TAKE EVERYTHING ON YOUR KIDS FLOOR AND OUT OF PLACE AND PUT IT IN A BOX. TELL YOUR KID TO PUT THEM AWAY AND THAT NEXT TIME YOU WILL THROW EVERYTHING AWAY THAT IS NOT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THEIR ROOM. GOOD LUCK!!

~~DR KELLY

you got a problem? email me, dr. kelly at kelly@fiveforks.com and i guarantee that i will answer give a solution to your problem asap!

Dr. Kelly – Why Do Siblings Fight?

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DR K,

Why do siblings fight? Don’t they love each other?

–Sad Dad

Dear Sad Dad,

Why do you think? You were once a child. Most fights are caused because a younger sibling annoys the older sibling and continues on and on and does not listen. Other times it is borrowing each other’s things without asking. It could simply be because they do not want to have the same opinion and want to be better than the other so the argue. I think the best solution is to take the younger sibling, put air holes in a box with some granola bars and capri suns, and then mail him/her to Japan!

Do you have a problem in your life? Email me, Dr. Kelly!

Diaries of a Genius #6

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1/6/05

Dear Spud,

I have not been visiting you recently because I needed to spend some quality time with Yams. I am working on trying to make potatoes healthy. I want to make a potato that has 100% of the following: Vitamin A, Vitamin B, Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Vitamin K, and Calcium. I have nearly achieved this by actually transferring these minerals into the potato’s DNA! It is very difficult, I must use a DNA transfer machine that I built. No time to talk about this, if you wanted to know about this kinda thing you wouldn’t be such a french fry and actually try to be friends with Yams. Okay, sorry, my imagination is getting to me. Ever since I saw Toy Story… Well now, things are going pretty good at school. I made Red stop sitting by me and let one of my REAL friends from popular sit by me. His name is Ricky, and is one of the more frequent users of the dialect popular. I have cracked a few more of the words:

Fo Shizzle: “Fo Shizzle my nizzle fa dizzle” it is sometimes used like this or other strange ways. Now, the first clue was that I thought “nizzle might be noggin. Since most of the strange words sound like the real words. “fa” must be a contraction for “for a”. So, when I saw “Fo shizzle my noggin for a dizzle”, I thought that dizzle could mean dollar. It all made perfect since. Most populars aren’t too smart. Fo shizzle :: For sale!!! “For sale, my noggin, for a dollar”

That took me a long time to figure out so I don’t have any more words to share with you. Well, I will NEVER say,”Fo Shizzle my nizzle fa dizzle”. That would be quite embarrassing. Sometimes I wonder if most the guys even know what they are saying… Well, it is way past my curfew. Boy, it is already 8:30. Goodnight!

Bradford