Name that Dog!

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A smelly dog, with golden hair, a smiling mouth, and eyes full of care. With that there is only one thing to say, with this dog you can’t help but share.

Sharp teeth, velvet ears. a wet nose, for dirty windows. With that there is only one thing to say, we need some anti-smearing spray!

A very big puppy, who’s cuddly and full of love, he has such a light head, and looks so cute in his bed. With that that there is only one thing to say, well… at least he is not dead!

Hot kisses, a wagging tail, a cute little wine to say HELLO! Scratchy claws, and a hungry belly. With that there is only one thing to say, this guy sounds like a friend of Kelly’s!

Rug rolling, tummy up, funny, playful! With tricky high-fives, and being crazy inside; with this there is only one thing to say…I KNOW WHO IT IS! It is that big puppy CLYDE!

Lent

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I have heard a lot of people talking about what they are giving up for Lent. I have also heard (from fellow christians who celebrate this season) a whole bunch of excuses for not giving anything up yet:

“I just can’t find anything worthy enough!”

“Well…i was giving up this one thing, but then I decided to give up something else, and then I had to do this other thing so I couldn’t give it up, then I thought of something else… but I forgot”

Or simpler terms of the last one, only more common “i forgot…”

“Oh…I gave up spending money!” then a few minutes later “Who wants to go with me to buy ice cream?” (when the person next to them says they thought they weren’t spending money) “No I meant my own money… someone gave this to me!”

Also I hear a lot of this “Well I’ll be, it is Lent already? Well as soon as I finish this ice cream I am no longer eating desserts!” Even though they forget the next week with a huge piece of cake.

This one is one I don’t here the most, but at least it is the truth! “I did not want to do it this year.”

Those are a few examples of Lent excuses.

Orchestra Not Dorkestra

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Orchestra is sometimes called the Dorkestra. There don’t have a pun for band so people sometimes just say that music is dorky. This is untrue though and I can prove it. Most of the people at are considered “Dorks” do not do music. Perhaps to fit in?? The most popular people in the school (We have about 20) are all included in some music type thing from school. I am in orchestra, although I may not be the most popular person in school I am still well known, BELIEVE ME! Those who are considered “popular” that are about two notches down do not do orchestra or band. They say they are way to cool. They are the popular, not well known around the school people. So music is not so uncool!

A Goose and Some Geese

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“Once upon a time, a goose drank wine, a monkey chewed tobacco on the train car line. The car line broke, the monkey choked, and they all went to heaven on a little ninny goat!”

“The fox and the geese and they all cross over”

These are both things I have heard Grandaddy say. What do these things have in common though? You may already know because of the title! GEESE they both have geese. I wonder if they have the same creator??

Blind Man

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You know that expression or whatever it is ” ‘I see’ said the blind man”. Well I thought it was ” “Not I’ said the blind man”. Don’t even ask why I thought it was that. Anyway, I said that one time during school and this one guy started saying it. So, I heard these 2 other people say it the next day. Then pretty soon a whole bunch of people were saying it and it was completely wrong. I then realized it was wrong and told the one guy that had said it first what it really was and the first one was wrong. Then everybody stopped saying it PERIOD because they did not like the real way. The other day I realized not everybody got the memo (Which this was a few months ago I corrected everyone), because I heard somebody say ” ‘Not I’… said the blind man”. Who knew!! I can start trends! (Who is this blind man anyway?)

New Title

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I need a new title (Kelly’s Blog is not so catchy) only I can’t think of any good ones. I thought of Kelly’s Court, but that is not really a very good one. Also, I realized that is a name of a street. Also I thought of K.E.C. IN WRITING only that seemed a little too corny. Anyone have any suggestions??

Snow

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HOORAY! It snowed F-I-N-A-L-L-Y! It has been about 3 years since it last snowed I think. Clyde got to see the snow for the first time, and he totally loved it! HE was really excited. He would rub his face in the snow, roll around in it. When we threw snowballs at him he would eat them!kecmccclydesnow.jpg I went around the cul-de-sac and made giant snow balls that were so big that you couldn’t pick them up! Also there were a lot of kids sledding down giant hills and icy driveways. Mom did not want us to slide in to the street so we would throw snowballs at the people going down. I went out 3 times because my clothes would get soaking wet. Now it is 3 days later and the low is 55 degrees. If you look in people’s yards you will see Giant snowballs. Now, isn’t that funny? I am in short sleeves and capris… and there is snow outside!

For David

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Okay David I finally got the flooj info. that you needed!

I am not sure what you wanted so this is what I came up with (with a few changes) :

The Floojians are highly intelligent people living in the hidden areas of many forests. They have a large variety climate, which is good so they have diverse types of plant, tree, or animal. As a result, there are various alien species as well. Especially the humanoid aliens. Everyone has different weaknesses and strengths, but there is one big weakness that they all have… Which I will not tell you because you are close to the Melopians. Unless you’d be willing to tell me the weakness of the Melopians. I can’t have you knowing much about their biology in case you try to go to war.

If you wanted to see a picture or different info you can just post a comment so I can do so. I think that you owe me some info on the Melopians now thank you!

How To Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich

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First you get out a container of Peanut Butter. Then you get a knife and open the container of peanut butter. You put the knife in and scoop out some peanut [butter] and spread it on a slice of bread. Then put away the peanut butter (with the top on) and get out some jelly. Open up it’s its container and dip the knife in it. Scoop out some jelly and spread it on a seperate separate piece of bread. Put the 2 slices of bread together and you have a PB&J sandwich.

[This handwritten recipe was found laying around the house. Whenever using its or it’s, remember that “it’s” = “it is”. Helps to say it out loud. Gramalie taught me a way to remember how to spell sepArate. Think of the “A” in the middle as sepArating the word in half. — Editor]