Tomorrow is my All-State audition. I am very nervous. My audition will be at 10:30 tomorrow, and I am auditioning as an alto. I am resting my voice right now. We will have a long drive tomorrow, and I have to be there 30 minutes early. Wish me luck!!
Not to upset anyone, but this is just to keep as a record. If I am ever in a coma or if I am a vegetable on machines, please only keep me on the machines for 2 years. I do not want my family to be torn apart like that lady Terry’s was. When I die, please bury me on consecrated grounds next to my mother. I would like to be cremated. Make sure I have a funeral too, and that that consecrated ground is not my backyard, or anybody else’s for that matter. Don’t lie about me saying something different than this. Do not lie about me showing any activity such as following a balloon around a room when I have not. Respect these wishes.
~Kelly Elizabeth Cashel
I am not a dork. I was kidding, that was a test. I knew it would work. Danny was the only one who noticed it was not an i it was a lowercase L! Muahahahaha! So sorry Uncle Ted, we can not be dorks together (you got Nicole for that). This is for you dad: I am sorry everybody, because I “lied”.
Today, I got an lPod. It is cool!! I had a lot of money and I thought, HEY! Why not get an lPod? So now I have an lPod. I will post pictures of my lPod later, and I might talk about it, or, you can tell me about it and how it to works. Actually, I could ask my dad, but he doesn’t have an lPod. I am very excited!!!! Now, since I am not broke, I will get a case. Also, Some of my letter I s look weird right now…
Doctor K,
How can I get my children to clean up their bedrooms?
–Exasperated Mom
DEAR EXASPERATED MOM,
ALTHOUGH SOMETHINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNSOLVED, I MUST ANSWER ALL PEOPLE’S QUESTIONS. I THINK A GOOD SOLUTION IS TO TAKE EVERYTHING ON YOUR KIDS FLOOR AND OUT OF PLACE AND PUT IT IN A BOX. TELL YOUR KID TO PUT THEM AWAY AND THAT NEXT TIME YOU WILL THROW EVERYTHING AWAY THAT IS NOT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THEIR ROOM. GOOD LUCK!!
~~DR KELLY
you got a problem? email me, dr. kelly at kelly@fiveforks.com and i guarantee that i will answer give a solution to your problem asap!
DR K,
Why do siblings fight? Don’t they love each other?
–Sad Dad
Dear Sad Dad,
Why do you think? You were once a child. Most fights are caused because a younger sibling annoys the older sibling and continues on and on and does not listen. Other times it is borrowing each other’s things without asking. It could simply be because they do not want to have the same opinion and want to be better than the other so the argue. I think the best solution is to take the younger sibling, put air holes in a box with some granola bars and capri suns, and then mail him/her to Japan!
Do you have a problem in your life? Email me, Dr. Kelly!
I am proud to be a part of this club, Wall Paper Rippers of America! Shivani and I made it up, well, really I made it up. She came up with our motto though, Rip, Tear, Trash, ah! (You know, the Crest whitening brushes that are rubber things you put on your fingers in case you forgot to brush? Rip, slip, brush ah!) I came up with this because….it all started on Friday. Mom wants to put new wall paper up in the dining room. We had some fun ripping that wall paper. It is VERY addicting, you just can’t pull yourself away. I was telling Shivani that I liked it. She said she did it once too! She agreed with me that it was very fun indeed. Well, we had an idea to have our own club because Rachel (another friend) had the NCPC. This is the NO CELL PHONE CLUB. All the members do not have a cell phone and really want one. Well, I have no cell phone but really want to…*ahem hem hem* (hint hint: I would like one for christmas. too bad mom and dad will not allow it! Too bad, if they didn’t read my blog I might have actually gotten away with it) Still, I am not a member. So, Shivani and I have our own club. You are only allowed to be a member if you have ripped wall paper. Everybody who’s anybody has ripped wall paper! Only cool people in our club. So far the members of our club is: 2. Mom, you could be a member if you wanted!