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Advertizing By Trackbacks?

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There was a trackback made to an entry I had written long ago called Tasty Umbrellas . When I went to look at who had trackbacked to me I went to this Texas Hold’em site. It had NOTHING to do with umbrellas or tastiness. It was telling me to download this game and play it online. Robots are using trackbacks to advertise. I bet it is fake too. Dad, or Uncle Ted, you could probably figure it out. Dad, you might need a password to stop the trackbacks. I am wondering why it chose a posting from so long ago?

Not a Dork

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I am not a dork. I was kidding, that was a test. I knew it would work. Danny was the only one who noticed it was not an i it was a lowercase L! Muahahahaha! So sorry Uncle Ted, we can not be dorks together (you got Nicole for that). This is for you dad: I am sorry everybody, because I “lied”.

lPod

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Today, I got an lPod. It is cool!! I had a lot of money and I thought, HEY! Why not get an lPod? So now I have an lPod. I will post pictures of my lPod later, and I might talk about it, or, you can tell me about it and how it to works. Actually, I could ask my dad, but he doesn’t have an lPod. I am very excited!!!! Now, since I am not broke, I will get a case. Also, Some of my letter I s look weird right now…

Jackie Chan – the Singer

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Have you ever heard Jackie Chan sing? On the Mulan Special Edition, I was checking out the bonus features and Jackie Chan was singing a song in Chinese. It was a song from the movie, and I just thought it was funny to hear him sing. He sounded like one of the bad contestants from American Idol. I wish there was some way you could hear it. He had his own music video too with shots of him either standing there, or doing some pretty lame karate moves. That is pretty much it…

The Hideous Sisters

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Who are these 2 hideous people? I think we can all see who is the better looking one, but I am just not going to say anything. Well, you can certainly tell those two are related by their extreme ugliness. Must run in the family…

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Woah! Is that their dad? That might explain something…

Dad

Now playing: We Are The Family by Sister Sledge

Doctor Kelly-Children Won’t Clean Up Room

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Doctor K,

How can I get my children to clean up their bedrooms?

–Exasperated Mom

DEAR EXASPERATED MOM,

ALTHOUGH SOMETHINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNSOLVED, I MUST ANSWER ALL PEOPLE’S QUESTIONS. I THINK A GOOD SOLUTION IS TO TAKE EVERYTHING ON YOUR KIDS FLOOR AND OUT OF PLACE AND PUT IT IN A BOX. TELL YOUR KID TO PUT THEM AWAY AND THAT NEXT TIME YOU WILL THROW EVERYTHING AWAY THAT IS NOT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THEIR ROOM. GOOD LUCK!!

~~DR KELLY

you got a problem? email me, dr. kelly at kelly@fiveforks.com and i guarantee that i will answer give a solution to your problem asap!

Dr. Kelly – Why Do Siblings Fight?

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DR K,

Why do siblings fight? Don’t they love each other?

–Sad Dad

Dear Sad Dad,

Why do you think? You were once a child. Most fights are caused because a younger sibling annoys the older sibling and continues on and on and does not listen. Other times it is borrowing each other’s things without asking. It could simply be because they do not want to have the same opinion and want to be better than the other so the argue. I think the best solution is to take the younger sibling, put air holes in a box with some granola bars and capri suns, and then mail him/her to Japan!

Do you have a problem in your life? Email me, Dr. Kelly!

Clyde the Golden and Stout the Great

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This is a test using a new program for blogging, Ecto. It is neat because you don’t have to type in those codes to make the font a different color for an example. I can make my font many different colors, and never have to type in one of those codes. I can also change my font whenever I want too! There are many different types to choose from. No codes to type then either!! So… other things I can do is import pictures with a click of a button, hardly taking any time at all!

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Clyde, the golden retriever puppy.

This picture was imported from iphoto (our digital photo library). i went under draft, import picture from iphoto, and the whole library showed up!

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Stout, the Guinness Sheltie.

That is all.

Now playing: 80’s Jungle by Trip

(Actually by Uno)

Geminids and then Some

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We went out tonight for a few minutes. That is Danny, Claire, and I. We were looking for the meteors. There wasn’t much, but the stars looked beautiful tonight. The sky was perfectly clear. I believe I saw a shooting star. It was quick and small. danny claims to have seen one, but we weren’t out yet. What is interesting to me right now is how every one is so freezing. I have no clue why, but I haven’t felt too cold. I am currently in short sleeves and long pants. That is in the house. Out, I throw on a light jacket. Even in the house everyone is wearing a sweater and a long-sleeve shirt. Must be me being so confused. 7th grade is so hard!! Tomorrow I have to go to school early, we are going to the Alliance Theater to see “A Christmas Carol”. After we will go to Fernbank. I won’t be getting home until 4:45. I think it will be fun, but it is past my bedtime… actually it isn’t right now. I just want to go to bed early so I will not be tired. I could always fall asleep on the charter bus going down. Although, you never know what your friends will do to you when you are asleep. Especially with all the peer-pressure. Well, that’s all. Good Night!