Saint Peter was at the gates of heaven talking to a new arrival. He said to the man,”You haven’t done anything bad, but you really haven’t done anything good either. If you tell me one thing that you did that was good, I will let you through.”

“Well,” the newcomer replied,”I was walking along a dark street when I saw a group of thugs robbing a lady in an alley way! I ran over and shouted,’ Leave her alone!’. Unfortunately, things wound up getting out of control and I wound up punching out their leader and challenging the rest of them to fight me.”

“Whoa,” Saint Peter said,”that is good! When did this all happen?”

“About 2 minutes ago.”