1/6/05

Dear Spud,

I have not been visiting you recently because I needed to spend some quality time with Yams. I am working on trying to make potatoes healthy. I want to make a potato that has 100% of the following: Vitamin A, Vitamin B, Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Vitamin K, and Calcium. I have nearly achieved this by actually transferring these minerals into the potato’s DNA! It is very difficult, I must use a DNA transfer machine that I built. No time to talk about this, if you wanted to know about this kinda thing you wouldn’t be such a french fry and actually try to be friends with Yams. Okay, sorry, my imagination is getting to me. Ever since I saw Toy Story… Well now, things are going pretty good at school. I made Red stop sitting by me and let one of my REAL friends from popular sit by me. His name is Ricky, and is one of the more frequent users of the dialect popular. I have cracked a few more of the words:

Fo Shizzle: “Fo Shizzle my nizzle fa dizzle” it is sometimes used like this or other strange ways. Now, the first clue was that I thought “nizzle might be noggin. Since most of the strange words sound like the real words. “fa” must be a contraction for “for a”. So, when I saw “Fo shizzle my noggin for a dizzle”, I thought that dizzle could mean dollar. It all made perfect since. Most populars aren’t too smart. Fo shizzle :: For sale!!! “For sale, my noggin, for a dollar”

That took me a long time to figure out so I don’t have any more words to share with you. Well, I will NEVER say,”Fo Shizzle my nizzle fa dizzle”. That would be quite embarrassing. Sometimes I wonder if most the guys even know what they are saying… Well, it is way past my curfew. Boy, it is already 8:30. Goodnight!

Bradford