11/16/04

Dearest Spud,

There is this VERY cute girl in school. She seems to be the leader of this… this club I guess. My fellow peers seem to call it “popular”, popular’s definition is: Widely liked or appreciated. So I figure this club is widely liked. If I join, I will be even more liked by this girl. Her name is Red, I doubt that is her real name. I think it is a code name for her club. Her real name is probably fine. I think the leader is the only one with a nick name. I have a LOT of friends. EVERYBODY wants to sit next ALL the time in class. Especially during tests. This is how I met Red. She told me that because she sits next to me, she is not failing. I see her take a peek at my wonderfully taken care of hands during our work. Admiring their beauty. i take good care of my hands and nails. She thinks i don’t see, but oh, do I ever! She must have trouble facing me, other times she ignores me. Yeah, I know deep down she is burning with passion and love for me, just to shy to let it out. If I sign up for Cub Popular, I could become her co. leader. We could both have nick names, yep, I can see it now! Potato and Red, Leaders of Club Popular. I think I will ask her to this social dance tomorrow. Potato and Red…

Sincerely,

Bradford