Orchestra is sometimes called the Dorkestra. There don’t have a pun for band so people sometimes just say that music is dorky. This is untrue though and I can prove it. Most of the people at are considered “Dorks” do not do music. Perhaps to fit in?? The most popular people in the school (We have about 20) are all included in some music type thing from school. I am in orchestra, although I may not be the most popular person in school I am still well known, BELIEVE ME! Those who are considered “popular” that are about two notches down do not do orchestra or band. They say they are way to cool. They are the popular, not well known around the school people. So music is not so uncool!
Monthly Archives: February 2004
A Goose and Some Geese
“Once upon a time, a goose drank wine, a monkey chewed tobacco on the train car line. The car line broke, the monkey choked, and they all went to heaven on a little ninny goat!”
“The fox and the geese and they all cross over”
These are both things I have heard Grandaddy say. What do these things have in common though? You may already know because of the title! GEESE they both have geese. I wonder if they have the same creator??
Blind Man
You know that expression or whatever it is ” ‘I see’ said the blind man”. Well I thought it was ” “Not I’ said the blind man”. Don’t even ask why I thought it was that. Anyway, I said that one time during school and this one guy started saying it. So, I heard these 2 other people say it the next day. Then pretty soon a whole bunch of people were saying it and it was completely wrong. I then realized it was wrong and told the one guy that had said it first what it really was and the first one was wrong. Then everybody stopped saying it PERIOD because they did not like the real way. The other day I realized not everybody got the memo (Which this was a few months ago I corrected everyone), because I heard somebody say ” ‘Not I’… said the blind man”. Who knew!! I can start trends! (Who is this blind man anyway?)
New Title
I need a new title (Kelly’s Blog is not so catchy) only I can’t think of any good ones. I thought of Kelly’s Court, but that is not really a very good one. Also, I realized that is a name of a street. Also I thought of K.E.C. IN WRITING only that seemed a little too corny. Anyone have any suggestions??
Snow
HOORAY! It snowed F-I-N-A-L-L-Y! It has been about 3 years since it last snowed I think. Clyde got to see the snow for the first time, and he totally loved it! HE was really excited. He would rub his face in the snow, roll around in it. When we threw snowballs at him he would eat them! I went around the cul-de-sac and made giant snow balls that were so big that you couldn’t pick them up! Also there were a lot of kids sledding down giant hills and icy driveways. Mom did not want us to slide in to the street so we would throw snowballs at the people going down. I went out 3 times because my clothes would get soaking wet. Now it is 3 days later and the low is 55 degrees. If you look in people’s yards you will see Giant snowballs. Now, isn’t that funny? I am in short sleeves and capris… and there is snow outside!