Pedicures

Today I went to Wal-Mart for a pedicure. This was neighbor, Jill’s idea. We are going to a gala fund-raiser event tonight.

The young man who gave me the pedicure was blind in one eye. He was a nice looking guy except that one eye was all white with some blue veins. He had a good sense of humor. He told me that I would live a long life because I have long toes. He didn’t think I had a lot of dry skin on my feet because he used this razor tool to try to scrape my heel. He said some people have a lot of dead skin. I asked if they recycled that. He thought that was a strange idea. I told him I would probably see him on TV in 5 years selling dog bones made from people’s heel skin.

2 thoughts on “Pedicures”

  1. I knew this was going to be a good one when I saw the first sentence on the home page. So is born the “blog-of-the-week” award!

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