What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
What have I got in my pocket?
When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger
"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?" "Not unless round is funny"
A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers.
Let me explain . . . No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
"Where do these stairs go?" "They go up."
Next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
A-Always; B-Be; C-Closing. Always Be Closing.
Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
I thought you said "Earn more sessions by sleeving."
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Any man forgets his number spends one night in the box.
Any man loud talking spends a night in the box.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
ABCD goldfish? MNO goldfish. OSAR.
Provided by the management for your protection.
Who are you going to believe . . . Me? Or your lying eyes?
Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.
You want to know how I did it? I never saved anything for the swim back.
That's what we do. That's who we be.
I'm just as sane as anyone. It's just a game I play for fun.