After my attempt to buy Savings Bonds finally succeeded, my access card arrived. First they assigned me a long account number and let me pick out a password to access the account plus they asked three personal questions (I gave them fake answers). When you log in you enter the account number but the password can only be entered by clicking an onscreen keyboard with the letters placed at random (a new level of hunt and peck). But the card adds an entirely new layer of obscurity: Some people have called it a bingo card, where they will call out A4 like in Battleship and I have to type in the appropriate letter or number on the card (in this case, the letter A). I also have to supply the serial number on the card. I think there are a limited number of types of cards because my login asks me to choose from 3 different serial numbers. Here’s my card:
| A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | |
| 1 | 6 | S | 7 | S | F | S | E | 2 | X | 6 |
| 2 | E | H | J | H | R | L | C | M | 6 | K |
| 3 | C | T | A | U | C | D | Y | T | W | 1 |
| 4 | A | 9 | A | 6 | H | 5 | M | Y | Y | M |
| 5 | E | L | N | W | X | 8 | D | Y | 2 | 8 |
This has to be one of the most ridiculous forms of security ever. There is no way you can memorize this so you pretty much have to take it wherever you go.
Since when is (A) a number?